Look what I found...a survey (my answers in yellow, sender's in orange)

1. Do you like cheese? Sure, but not the stinky kind
2. Have you ever smoked marijuana? I think Bob Dylan said it best... Everybody must get stoned
3. Do you own a gun? Not yet, but have had my eye on a Walther PPK for a while
4. Your favorite song? Who Knew (by Pink) and anything by Delerium or Enigma
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Depends on which kind of doctor
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Bleck... mechanically-separated "meat" = lips, hooves and a-holes...
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Santa Baby – or actually, the whole Mistletoe Lounge album
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Morning Spark - Ruby Red flavor
9. Can you do push ups? sure
10. Is your bathroom clean? Define "clean"
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Either of my emerald rings
12. Favorite Hobbies? traveling, skiing
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? pheromones, i guess
14. Do you have A.D.D.? huh? lately, i think so -- but it may just be stress and burn-out
15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? nothing at the moment or lately
16. Middle Name? Laurilyn
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. 1) I need gum. 2) Wonder when the carpet cleaners will call. 3) Argh, think the msg from lunch is swelling my feet
18. Name three things you have bought this week? 1) sushi, 2) carpet cleaning services, 3) fruit trays and caribou bars
19. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? 1) Water, 2) Morning Spark, 3) Shiner
20. Current worry right now? Let's not even go there... finally managed to forget the morning's stress about 2 hours ago. Sum it up in two words: family & money
22. Favorite place to be? Tropical Beach or Snowy Mountains, preferably at a luxury resort -- flip a coin
23. How did you bring in the New Year? With family in Keystone, Colorado
24. Where would you like to go? On a lengthy cruise, and oh yeah… TAHITI, BORA BORA!
25. Name three people who will complete this? Rene, and ? ?
26. Do you own slippers? Yep
27. What shirt are you wearing? Grey turtleneck
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Nope. Too slippery and causes static in my hair
29. Can you whistle? yep
30. Favorite color? Purple, Pink, Emerald Green, Royal Blue
31. Would you be a pirate? Hell yeah, Caribbean all the way!
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Always something different, but most recently, the Diana Ross hit, “I’m coming out” or Alice Cooper, “No More Mr. Nice Guy”
33. Favorite girl's name? Lorelei
34. Favorite boy's name? Jean-Michel (the French version of John-Michael, pronounced Zhahn-Mee-Shel)
35. What's in your pocket right now? Nothing
36. Last thing that made you laugh? An episode of That 70’s Show
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Raggedy Ann
38. Worst injury you've ever had? As in, most painful (sprained neck), most life-threatening (can't think of any), or most gruesome -- do cosmetic surgery incisions count as injuries?
39. Do you love where you live? Used to, but selling it - moved to a fixer-upper that my man promises to build into my dream house (within reason – I dream really big)
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? Just 1
41. Who is your loudest friend? Depends on how much alcohol is involved…think Rene and Kim are tied for the lead though
42. Who is your most quiet friend? I'm the quiet one.
43. Do you have a secret crush? too old for that
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? nope
45. What is your favorite book? Anything written by Laurell K. Hamilton
46. What is your favorite candy? Dove Dark Chocolate
47. Favorite Sports Team? whoever's playing?
48. Song playing at your funeral? I’ll be seeing you (in all the old familiar places) – the Jimmy Durante version, and Flatlands by Delerium
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? dreaming
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Wonder how much longer I can sleep and still get to work reasonably on time?

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OK... so this one seemed to have some NEW questions. Who writes all these 'surveys' anyway????
1. Do you like cheese? Yes... who doesn't?
2. Have you ever smoked marijuana? Duh... Yes
3. Do you own a gun? No... but I'd like to get one
4. Your favorite song? I Want You... Elvis Costello
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Nope
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I only like Hebrew National... YUM!!
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Don't really have a favorite
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water first... then coffee... except after a night of drinking then usually a Coke
9. Can you do push ups? I used to be able to... not sure if I still can... haven't tried... and don't plan to either
10. Is your bathroom clean? Yes
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My grandma's 3 stone diamond ring
12. Favorite Hobbies? VACATIONING, sleeping, tanning... crafty stuff (invitations, announcements, thank you cards)
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Well if I had one maybe I wouldn't be single... again.
14. Do you have A.D.D.? Not unless I don't want to listen to someone
15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? Lack of motivation when it comes to working out/eating healthy
16. Middle Name? Denise
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. (1) Is it 4:00 yet? (2) Why can't it be Friday? (3) I hate work (guess that's why I'm filling this out)!
18. Name three things you have bought this week? (1) Gas (2) Stuff to make Cerviche (3) Frozen dinners for lunch
19. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? (1) Water (2) Diet Dr. Pepper (3) Coke
20. Current worry right now? That I'm moving in 3 weeks but haven't found a place to live.
22. Favorite place to be? ON VACATION
23. How did you bring in the New Year? At a party downtown with Heather... carrying a Porn Star sign around!
24. Where would you like to go? ON VACATION
25. Name three people who will complete this? Hmmm... well I'm not even sure who I'm sending it too... but I think Heather is the only one that answers on a regular basis
26. Do you own slippers? Yep
27. What shirt are you wearing? White sweater
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Don't think I ever have... I'd probably prefer silk though
29. Can you whistle? Nope
30. Favorite color? Green
31. Would you be a pirate? Only if I was a good one that found lots of treasures!
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't sing in the shower... I only sing in front of my friends so they can tell me how horrible I am... Rhonda!
33. Favorite girl's name? Dixie
34. Favorite boy's name? Dexter (well duh... I am their mom)!
35. What's in your pocket right now? Nothing
36. Last thing that made you laugh? A video of a rabbit chasing a big ass whimpy snake into a tree
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Like I remember... pretty sure they all came from Goodwill
38. Worst injury you've ever had? I guess that would be getting my head chewed up by a German Shepherd when I was 2... but I don't remember it.
39. Do you love where you live? Currently... NO... I'm sick of the flippin suburbs!
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? When I move it'll be 2... But currently there are 4 plus a giant one in the garage but it doesn't work
41. Who is your loudest friend? LU... DUH!
42. Who is your most quiet friend? Hmmm... do I have one? Maybe Heather? Maybe not.
43. Do you have a secret crush? No I don't... oh wait... there's a really cute guy that works on the 21st floor... but I have no clue who he is and I've only seen him 3 or 4 times so I'm not sure if that counts.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? The couple times I've seen one I have
45. What is your favorite book? Don't have a favorite
46. What is your favorite candy? Twix
47. Favorite Sports Team? Yeah... don't really have one
48. Song playing at your funeral? Baby got back! Ha!!
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Sleeping... DUH!
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Where's the SNOOZE button!