Survey a la Trix

1. How do you describe your job to others?
Sometimes… “I nitpick for a living” – other times… “I’m on drunk monkey cleanup detail”

2. How often do you re-wear your socks before washing?
Ick, socks are like underwear – they get washed after the first wear

3. What is the worse sound possible you're hearing right now?
Some stupid commercial on TV where the volume jacked up way higher than the show I was watching

4. Did you have to eat the last thing you ate?
Well, I’m sucking on a cough drop at the moment, if that counts, and yep, it’s pretty much necessary…bleck

5. Can you drive a stick-shift, talk on the phone, eat, and cuss at other drivers at the same time?
I wouldn’t even try if the “stick-shift” involves a manual transmission

6. Last person you saw on your caller-ID you didn't want to talk to but you answered anyway?
Ha, I haven’t answered my phone for several days even when I want to talk…my voice is totally gone due to illness

7. Would you claw your way through broken glass to say hi to the person who sent this to you?
Just to say hi, nope. But I wouldn’t expect that of her either.

8. Do you have trouble remembering how old you are?
Got my chronological age down just fine, remembering how old I’m supposed to act is another matter altogether

9. Do you understand the point of football?
There’s a point to it? All these years I’ve been writing it off as mindless troglodyte entertainment…

10. Would you ever drink a Tang Martini even if it had Grey Goose in it?
Nope, not a big fan of Tang, or vodka – regardless of brand

11. Have you ever attempted to dye your hair with Kool-Aid?
Nope… did green food coloring for St. Patrick’s Day one year though

12. Most disgusting favorite food?
If my favorite foods were disgusting, maybe I wouldn’t eat them so much… but I’m sure plenty of other people find sushi and Indian food disgusting

13. Is there footage somewhere of you "doing it"?
Thank goodness, no (at least not to my knowledge, and since I’ve pretty much been a serial monogamist, it’s a pretty safe bet).

14. Does size really matter?
One way or another, yes.

15. Have you ever accidentally broken something in anger?
If you break something in anger, is it really an accident? I’m pretty sure I’ve broken things in anger on purpose, but never on accident.

16. Did your mom or dad ever decide to throw away all your toys because you had too many?
No, they threatened a few times, to get me to keep my room cleaned up – but I was pretty good about giving away old toys I had outgrown or was bored with

17. What happened to this question?

18. Coconuts or Ugli fruit?
Again WTF is Ugli fruit – but it doesn’t matter, I love coconuts

19. Do you get emails from a certain person who you'd rather not but you don't have the heart to tell them?
Not really – I don’t mind getting real, personal correspondence email from anybody, but all those damn forwarded petitions, blessings/curses/prayers, political statements, I could do without. Oddly enough, I’ve made that clear, and they keep coming.

20.-21. What happened to these questions?

22. Would you be happy living in a trailer if it was for the right guy?
“Right guys” don’t live in trailers.

23. Have you ever cried before, during or after sex?
All of the above -- for different reasons, obviously

24. Is your closet messy?
Absolutely. If it were kept neat, it would be a pantry.

25. Have you kept in touch with friends from Elementary?
One or two, off and on. MySpace makes it much easier to reconnect these days.

26. Did you hook up last night?
Hook WHAT up? Oh… you mean do the nasty. Um nope. Been too sick lately to consider it.

27. Are you afraid of wrinkles?
No…but then I’m not AFRAID of roaches either; I just don’t want any in MY house.

28. Do you have a plain, cheesy, or spicy attitude?
Spicy?

29. Favorite nationality of men?
Texan, ha!

30. What day of the week do you usually get a craving for a hamburger?
Monday – $5 Burger night at Red Lion

31.How many states of confusion have you lived in?
Including the current one? Oh sheit, lost count…

32. Blood diamonds or Blood gold?
No diamonds or gold, just the blood for me, thanks. “Screw being a princess…I wanna be a vampire!”

33. Do roses really smell like poo poo poo?
Dead, decaying roses do smell pretty gross.